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Mocha 5

Adj- Describes with varying levels of intensity how hyped up someone is after their morning coffee. The scale goes from Mocha 1 to Mocha 6.
A mixture of "Mocha" and "Mach (1,2,3,4,5,6)"
Bill: "Dude...calm down. You're like Mocha 5 right now."
Jeff: "I'M FINE!!!! I DON"T NEED TO CALM DOWN!!!" (laughs, then runs out the door and gets hit by a car)
by sungreymon June 24, 2010
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mocha

token ulpana queer. mostly seen crying in social worker's office or locker room. emotional wreckage but best gay older sibling and moral support provider. usually a teddy bear, but terrifying when they're in character for the play. will screenshot your view once photos.
jack: did you see mocha?
crutchie: yes, they were crying in atara's office
by pancake at the disco May 22, 2022
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Mocha Snowflake

When she doesn't wipe well enough and leaves a trail of snowflakes on the bed sheets.
Dude you can see on which side of the bed darla slept on! Just follow the Mocha Snowflakes .
by Tina the Trucker November 10, 2016
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Mocha coosta

When someone goes to Starbucks and buys a mocha frappichino then add some LSD to the frappichino and ride around on a roller coaster
Guy 1: Dude are u thinking what I'm thinking

Guy 2: if your thinking doin a mocha coosta then hell ya
by D-pack chopra June 24, 2012
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Mocha

The name of the prettiest girl or the most handsome boy

They will love you care for you and make sure you never get left behind.

They are strong caring and can be mean if they choose too. Their personality is as pretty as a blooming flower

A lot of the times Mocha’s are the therapist friends ready to defend you
Mocha’s are my favorite human beings of all time
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Mocha Chocolaty Ya Ya

In which Somebody is Known to be gorgeous, so good looking, you just want to give every pleasuring Feeling to her/him.
Spencer, and Leon was walking around the mall, when they saw a young 19 year old Fit Tan girl sitting at a table with to pasty white girls.

Spencer: Damn, that girl is Fire-ING Ide like to stick my sausage in her pizza.

Leon: Dude, I'm Leon S. Kennedy. I work for the president, I can handle that shiz real well.

Spencer: I bet you your job, that I can get that piece tonight, and I don't mean piece, I mean the whole thing.

Leon: I don't think neither of us can get that, Shes to Mocha Chocolaty Ya Ya
by ItzMichelleBetch July 6, 2010
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