The kangaroo stance

A position where you violently jump (can be used for offence and defence)

I must Warn you I know the kangaroo stance

by Bigmantyrobe December 12, 2019

Literal kangaroo

Literally a kangaroo.
Sounds like a slur to certain flannel wearing vapers.

Guy:I was in Australia and kangaroos were just running around in public.
Vaper: was that a racial pejorative?
Guy: no like a literal kangaroo ran across the street in front of me.

Vaper: ok I’ll have to look that up.

by Anf44 September 18, 2019

Punching a Kangaroo

slang for throwing bricks through black owned business windows

Punching a Kangaroo: slang for throwing bricks through black owned business windows

Man 1: Im gonna go punch a kangaroo

by awrenad January 15, 2023

Kangaroo Slamjam

The process of getting at least one of your feet lodged inside a female's vagina during kinky intercourse.

John: I tried to get kinky with Kate last night...
Carl: How'd it go?
John: I accidentally did a Kangaroo Slamjam...

by DataFlame November 3, 2016

Kangaroo Cum

Kangaroo Cum means Hard liquor made in Australia

Damn, I drank two bottles of Kangaroo Cum.

by AdolfoHitmarkler77 September 28, 2022

kangaroo mouth

When your mouth is flapping up and down like a kangaroo jumping

"Shut your dumb kangaroo mouth!"

by KingKazma2001 August 15, 2017

Kangaroo cramp

When you see your poor pooch pinching one off in the morning.

Looking out the back door this morning Scruffy was suffering from a kangaroo cramp.

by Smrtblue December 8, 2017