nipple hangers

The nipples get hard and protrude out so they can be used to hang garments off.

Cass was sucking Alison's nipples so hard that when Tony and Mec walked in they hung their jackets on her nipple hangers.

by muffmeister October 16, 2015

Hanger Beatdown

When, after doing laundry, you are hanging up your clothes but can't fit the hanger in, so you must hit it back and forth against the other clothes to try and squeeze it in.

I was doing laundry yesterday, and I had to do a Hanger Beatdown just to hang up my shirt!

you have to many clothes and whine a lot....

by Doesntunderstandusernames November 21, 2010

Hanger Fashion

A wardrobe malfunction that is hailed as fashion.
Derived from Hitoribocchi no Marumaruseikatsu, where character Aru Honshou forgot to remove the hanger from her school uniform, and when confronted about it, she proclaims it as fashion.

"Bro, you put your shirt on backwards."
"What do you mean? It's fashion!"
"You mean Hanger Fashion."

by TRIBAL CHIEF UCE October 30, 2021

tank hanger

To describe when a woman wakes in the morning with one breast exposed outside a tank top.

Realized I had a tank hanger after I hit the alarm this morning

by Manofisle May 30, 2018

phantom hanger

The constant feeling of shit dangeling from your butt hole while taking a shit but when you wipe nothing shows up

Bro I was taking a shit and kept feeling shit but nothing's there, it must have been a phantom hanger

by The turd master December 10, 2013

Fence-hanger

A bisexual person. A fence-hanger is a term that refers to a person who hangs on the proverbial fence - he or she is unable to pick a side on which to committ his or her sexuality, but rather stays near the fence (the middle).

That kid won't pick a side, he just keeps hangin onto the fence.

What a fence-hanger!

by soadfreak973 March 2, 2008

Purse Hanger

A boyfriend who is so infatuated with his significant other that he does not realize that no real chemistry exists between them, or that he serves only as an object to be exploited, especially as an apparatus upon whom she may hang her purse should she desire to ascertain the fit of a particular garment.

Guy #1 "Dude, did you hear Alex and Kayla are going out?"

Guy #2 "Dude, she doesn't even like him, he's just her purse hanger"

Guy #1 "Yeah, but he doesn't care, she's like the hottest chick on this side of the Appalachians"

by RJSCR March 30, 2011