Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.
This is also known as downstairs phlegm.
This is also known as downstairs phlegm.
John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!
Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !
Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !
by tilly tilly May 07, 2014
by Bad Grandpa June 13, 2021
A term used to describe the transformation of elderly person to a born again Christian after witnessing Mel Gibson's 'Passion of the Christ'.
'Do you think your grandma will buy us wine again?'
'Naw, ever since she saw the passion of the christ, she won't buy me alcohol'
'She's such a passion granny'
'Naw, ever since she saw the passion of the christ, she won't buy me alcohol'
'She's such a passion granny'
by Ebonyks September 12, 2009
The headache females get during their period that does not go away, no matter how much medicine they take.
Jan - "Fuck, I have a granny headache."
John - "Want something for it?"
Jan - "I already took something for it but like always, nothing fucking makes it go away!"
John - "Want something for it?"
Jan - "I already took something for it but like always, nothing fucking makes it go away!"
by MoxieMegan85 January 15, 2012
US Citizen: Man that person is such a granny shifter when he drives
Irishman: Why is he kissing grannies and driving?
Irishman: Why is he kissing grannies and driving?
by SMCLG September 22, 2022
An old aged woman who wears chains, her hats backwards, can rap, is able to walk/bounce, enjoys goings to clubs, and is a true thug in several gangs.
Xavier Rex: Shit man, look at that granny gangsta rap! She's got some beats. BEAST.
Granny Gangsta: Well I'm an old granny gangsta, and I'm here to say, I'm a wack rocker jockey so get outta my way!
Crowd: OH SHIT!
Granny Gangsta: Well I'm an old granny gangsta, and I'm here to say, I'm a wack rocker jockey so get outta my way!
Crowd: OH SHIT!
by Grandpa Gangsta July 09, 2009
Very ancient human being. Most typically survives off of Salem ciggaretts, instant coffee, and Armor potted meat. Can be found weaing pants with elastic waist bands, Depends, and "to tight" button up shirts. Flip flops have been found to be the most consistnet form of clothing. Most notable characteristic is a constant nagging that flows freely from the oral cavity, and constant rumbling that flows even moe freely from the anal cavity.
by Betsy&Bertha June 28, 2009