thick grandpa

a daddy of a daddy (grandaddy) that got thick af thighs

Average Joe: dAAANG soOoN YYYou seE thAt ttthhICK af grrRAndaddy
Leg: bruh thaAAaATs one tHICK GRANDPA!!!11!!

by sharkbully September 11, 2016

Grandpa Jack

Grandpa jack is the one thing that God can`t compare to. He has been around since 001 BC. Grandpa Jack has the most human teeth ever, collecting them from his brethens graves and keeping them in a bag made of the sun Galactica.

Oh my Grandpa Jack!

What in the name of Grandpa Jack!

I swear it on Grandpa Jack...

by Grand Father Jack November 1, 2016

Grandpa jacket

The sagging skin on a very old penis.

He spilled red wine all over his pants, and he went to take them off right there in the restaurant. Good thing he had a grandpa jacket so no one really saw his dong.

by grandpaJacket March 18, 2011

Cranky Grandpa

when a guy puts his mouth over the girls vagina and she queefs directly into his mouth

I can still taste my girlfriends queef after that cranky grandpa she gave me this morning.

by cit October 29, 2006

Grandpa in his bunker

Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.

Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...

by O. W. Tongueincheek May 28, 2023

grandpa's cough medicine

Another name for an alcoholic beverage of any sort.

"You boys been doin' a little boozin', have ya? Been suckin' back on grandpa's ol' cough medicine?"
-PA state trooper on "Dumb and Dumber"

by Nick D May 19, 2004

Grandpa's War Helmet

A colloquial expression referencing the penile cock head of an old, perverted male.

I've been watching you all night. Are ya interested in seeing grandpa's war helmet? Get away ya perv.

I'm done showering at the gym. I'm surrounded by grandpa's war helmets in there. I'm afraid ones creeping on me.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017