Children's Hospital

A place you shouldn't use red for decoration, no matter how much colour theory suggests otherwise
"Red shows strength, enthusiasm and energy. Perfect for a children's hospital!!"
"Red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR"
by Space Girl ✨ October 05, 2022
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dried children

Another term for male ejaculate that has been left to dry, sometimes long enough to form a crusty residue
I always recommend showering before sex so we don't get distracted by the dried children
by aScruffy August 10, 2020
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Eat the children

I will drive 100 miles around Los Angeles just to Eat the children
by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 26, 2021
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Gas the Children

The act of passing gas (farting) on a mans ball sack in attempts to lower the intelligence of the future offspring.
"Man, Shenia Gassed the Children so good last night, I think my sperm is retarded!"
"Careful of the one who knows just how to Gas the Children, those ones are the dangerous ones!"
by Canyousayfun July 24, 2018
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Moon Children

A cult established in the early 2000’s dedicated towards all the normal cult stuff. Sacrifices, prayers, putting the souls of a dead kid into a copy of Majora’s Mask, all that good stuff.
“So what’s up with that creepy-pasta Ben Drowned?

“Some kid sacrificed himself in a cult called the Moon Children and haunted a Game cartridge.
by Senketsu September 18, 2019
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Murder the children

An assassination of any given child under the age of 13.
I liek to murder the children loololoolololoolololololololo end me}
by A_single_bean May 18, 2019
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Midnight Children

A book by Salman Rushdie, but also the definition of two sleep deficient kids who converse over the phone during the periods of 12am-3am for a variety of reasons.
Kid 1: Hey did you hear about those kids?
Kid 2: The ones that get like 4 hrs of sleep a night?
Kid 1: They look like they are midnight children...
Kid 2: Oh that explains it...
by Ms. U. Canadia May 21, 2011
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