pull a castro

to buy something really stupid at a really expensive price

Friend: How much was that solid white sweatshirt?
Other friend: $200
Friend: Dude! You totally pull a castro!

by themostamazingpersonitw123456 March 31, 2017

Noah Castro

A person who has social problems and can't talk to girls. He most likely owns a Christian Minecraft server and says cussing is bad. He says things like "I cant believe I'm friends with a non Christian" and laughs at words like balls or deez nuts. He probably has more chromosomes than a normal person and he thinks having more is better. He has an awful reaction time and is pretty sped.

Person: Hey Noah Castro Catch the ball
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*

by 4bigguys December 8, 2021

《¤》Angel《¤》Fidel《¤》Jose《¤》Kelvin《¤》Castro《¤》

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😱:《¤》Angel《¤》Fidel《¤》Jose《¤》Kelvin《¤》Castro《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

Aysia Castro

Aysia Castro is a smart human being but can be very retarded in ways no one can comprehend. She is excellent in math but lacks in reading. She is innocent but can be a freak at times. She comes off as a mean and rude person but In reality has a very kind heart. She falls in love very easily and will give her heart and loyalty.

Wow she’s such a Aysia Castro

by Randle Simmons May 30, 2019

Edwin Castro

The winner of the historic $2.04 billion Powerball jackpot

Edwin Castro took the lump-sum cash payment of $997.6 million, just a little bit shy from $1 billion.

by mrlyndonb40 October 21, 2023

Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.

Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.

by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022

Omar Castro Playz

Omar is a big simp he is a yandere wanna be

Omar Castro Playz is a simp

by Spiritspade August 26, 2021