Dang every time I try to do something with the ball, this guy just clamps the absolute shit out of me.
by MikeHawkPhat January 21, 2022
Get the Clamps mug.A slang term for either a ratcheting metal band or an erectile suppression device.
An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.
The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.
An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.
The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.
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The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.
The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.
by The Real Elbo McGee August 22, 2022
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Get the `'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'` mug.When a defender locks you down so hard on the court that you can’t dribble, shoot, or score basically putting you on basketball “lockdown.”
Lebron James tried shooting over Russell Westbrook but he was getting clamped up and couldnt make a move.
by 1luhsam_ September 8, 2025
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It really clamps me off when Eric leaves his clothes in the dryer.
It really clamps me off when Eric leaves his clothes in the dryer.
by Jarface67 April 21, 2024
Get the Clamped off mug.When a defender locks you down so hard on the court that you can’t dribble, shoot, or score—basically putting you on basketball “lockdown.”
by 1luhsam_ September 8, 2025
Get the Clamped Up mug.When a defender locks you down so hard on the court that you can’t dribble, shoot, or score basically putting you on basketball “lockdown.”
Lebron James tried shooting over Russell Westbrook but he was getting clamped up and couldnt make a move.
by 1luhsam_ September 8, 2025
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