Hooptie + Bling Refers to extraneous, unnecessary, typically obnoxious accessories that far exceed the value of the vehicle in cost. Hooptie bling would include but is not limited to: $4000 wheels on a 1980 Honda Civic; $2500 in dash DVD player in a '95 GEO Metro; multi screen car audio video entertainment center with, in playstation and DVD changer installed in a $215 Ford Escort whose owner also felt overwhelming inclined to place a set of $4500 24 inch spinners on as well even though it barely runs and has a cardboard window held in place with staples and duct tape. Do not confuse hooptie bling with a vehicle that has been riced, although similar in stupidity, these two cultural phenomenons typical clash, as their respective enthusiasts do not agree on much more than the insatiable desire to spend thousands of dollars on useless junk for hoopties that barely run.
by Malagent April 30, 2006
"Dude, did you see the bling blap on that rapper? He had at least 12 gold and platinum chains around his neck!"
by KillahhCaityy January 19, 2009
One who is without need of flashy things to draw attention to oneself or to make oneself feel as if they are important.
Keepin it REALLY real.
Keepin it REALLY real.
by bliggy August 25, 2004
by Rob Bonner November 13, 2006
Frylock: What're you wearing?
Master Shake: Bling blong baby. It represents my lifestyle and stratus as street-savvy irreverant youth who lives large, yet hunger for the next level in life. You know, Boost Mobile is the premium yoth foocus communication network and instant gateway to opportunities. That's the chirp! I gotta take this. Hey, where you at dawg?!
Master Shake: Bling blong baby. It represents my lifestyle and stratus as street-savvy irreverant youth who lives large, yet hunger for the next level in life. You know, Boost Mobile is the premium yoth foocus communication network and instant gateway to opportunities. That's the chirp! I gotta take this. Hey, where you at dawg?!
by Rudy90745 May 15, 2008
Large crosses worn around the neck of a musician, ment to look like precious metal. Usualy encrusted with diamonds or a like material.
by Veginoodles January 29, 2007
1. Things that a person adds to his car to make it stand out (usually shiny). From wheels to subs to spoilers.
2. A fancy car itself. Bentleys, Rolls Royces, Lambos etc.
2. A fancy car itself. Bentleys, Rolls Royces, Lambos etc.
1. “Look at all of the automo-bling on Johnny’s car. Like $4000 rims make a Kia nice.”
2. “Did you see Fiddy’s new automo-bling? He got the new 2010 Rolls before it even hit the production line!”
2. “Did you see Fiddy’s new automo-bling? He got the new 2010 Rolls before it even hit the production line!”
by Trent Schoneweis February 21, 2008