A sus magnet who hates human interaction. She has a great fascination with snails eating carrots "they just slurp them up" she says. She's also a crazy bitch who has an obsession's with beer and steeling stop signs.
Eric: someone got killed yesterday because they didn't stop at a stop sign that was missing
Jenna: oh that's because Abbey stole it
Jenna: oh that's because Abbey stole it
by carnavoir123 September 13, 2021
Get the Abbeymug. Abbey is the Queen of all warlocks and expresses huge amount of warlockism. Her warlock qualities make her the leader and queen of all warlocks as they follow in her foot steps.
by Non-Warlock May 18, 2023
Get the Abbey Milcakmug. When two people are having intercourse and the female has a Molotov cocktail taped to either side of her head. The male then proceeds to grab them and shouts IRA quotes whilst he finishes.
Charlie: ‘Busy night?’
Martin: ‘Absolutely, tried the Abbey Newtown Antler with some bird last night’
Martin: ‘Absolutely, tried the Abbey Newtown Antler with some bird last night’
by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025
Get the Abbey Newtown Antlermug. An absolutely great guy, even though he got rejected many times, one of which was a very hefty blow, he still keeps on going and is one of the best looking guys up you I’ll ever meet.
by Huzza March 17, 2020
Get the Alexander Abbeymug. by Colinthetable January 18, 2018
Get the abbey kingmug. 
(noun) Often performed with one person lying down horizontally (like a crosswalk line), while the other two flank each side. A Abbey Load is basically a synchronized double ejaculation onto a third person, typically while referencing The Beatles, especially the Abbey Road album cover.
For a perfect Abbey Load to occurs. Both participant have to reach their climax simulteanously when the third one signs the line "Come Togheter, Right Now, Over Me".
Synonyms: Cum Together, Beatles Shot, Lennon Splash, Double Ringo
For a perfect Abbey Load to occurs. Both participant have to reach their climax simulteanously when the third one signs the line "Come Togheter, Right Now, Over Me".
Synonyms: Cum Together, Beatles Shot, Lennon Splash, Double Ringo
Example 1:
“Bro… Me and Carl pulled off an Abbey Load last night on Melany. She looked like she just got hit by two mop-top milk trucks.”
Example 2:
"Yesterday, we were about to perform a Abbey Load on Suzane, but Samuel sang ‘Here cums the sun!’ instead so we fucked up"
“Bro… Me and Carl pulled off an Abbey Load last night on Melany. She looked like she just got hit by two mop-top milk trucks.”
Example 2:
"Yesterday, we were about to perform a Abbey Load on Suzane, but Samuel sang ‘Here cums the sun!’ instead so we fucked up"
by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025
Get the Abbey Loadmug.