Textplain

To explain via text message.

Jon, "tell me what happened last night!"

Taylor, "it's too long to textplain"

Jon, "I demand a textplanation!"

by JClifM June 13, 2013

textual behavior

The performance of sexual behavior carried out through texting.

The male exhibited textual behavior while he tried to court the female.

by untitledism April 25, 2014

Textual sarcasm

When a response is so dryly written that sarcasm is immediately assumed. Usually the sentence excludes punctuation/ emoticons and was hastily written.

I detect textual sarcasm.

by Jay c August 29, 2014

Textual Assault

When a cry baby driver gets a phone number off the company truck & starts sending text messages calling names because they got butt-hurt by your driving

Woman says over text "Learn to fucking drive you pushed me over on the side of the road nice advertisement on your truck you're going to advertise like that then maybe you should drive like a normal citizen"

To get a reply of "Boo-hoo
Cry me a river, they even made a song about it years ago, retard"

Then she reply "I took a picture of the truck and now I'll take a picture of the text no one uses the word retard anymore except some illiterate ignorant asshole"

& gets the reply, "yo, that's textual assault"

by Ur an Embarassment 2 mankind August 3, 2023

textual intercourse

when someone text's you a sexual explicit term, and you return with another one of equal or lesser value.

text to jane from john: "junk suck?"
text to john from jane: "fuck in the truck?"
hence textual intercourse.

by Nathan Goudreau December 15, 2007

Textually assaulted

What happens to you when you get random lewd, dirty and/or offensive text messages from people you don't know or wouldn't want to get text messages from

I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me they were doing something lewd to themselves and I felt textually assaulted.

by Netter76 January 15, 2009

textually active

the mode of conversational intercourse between teenaged boys and girls whose social awkwardness especially predisposes them to texting side-by-side instead of talking face-to-face.

Barbara was concerned that her teenaged daughter was stunting the development of her social skills and verbal capacity by becoming textually active, prematurely.

by psybermel October 9, 2009