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Testicular fireball

When you stick your testicles in a girls vagina while they are on there period
Hey dude i just got the best testicular fireball ever from that one girl at the party
by Fuck me daddy papi March 8, 2019
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Testicular wobble

The pendulum like motion that someone’s balls make when they walk
He’s got a really big testicular wobble
by Angrymachine05 July 15, 2020
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testicular tanning

ITS A NICE SUNNY DAY AND YA FEEL LIKE TANNING YA BALLS CAUSE THAY NEVER SEE THE SUN.
It’s a beautiful sunny day I think I’ll do some testicular tanning on my balls! (Testicles).
by Uncle thunder cock buck! June 2, 2021
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That feeling when you bros are around you but you can’t see them, you get that little tingle in your nuts.
“Are you guys near me? I am getting the Tennessee Testicular Telepathy!”
by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025
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Testicular Comogyny

The hanging of a sack so low, that the sun follows its orbital pattern into a dimensional thermal stasis that prohibits the transformational solar rays for a maximum of 8 space seconds
The testicular comogyny was actually immaculate.
by DaddyDommy August 12, 2021
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testicular hubris

A psychological disorder similar to narcissism, but focusing on genitalia.

When a man feels too good about himself, he becomes over prideful and cocky. This can be projected onto his testicles, causing pride of his genitals or testicular hubris.
m1k3y: I don't understand: why abumphone always gotta be reaching for my bolas when i am not looking
<@m1k3y> are we walking about my world famous big penis
<@m1k3y> or my record breaking bolas
Mikey suffers from testicular hubris.
by bextra September 10, 2020
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Testicular Torsion

The torture used by the tiny people living in your balls that they execute your testicle and twist it.
"Yo Kyle! Did the tiny men give you Testicular Torsion yet?"
"Nah. What about you David?"
"Yeah, hurt like getting rejected by the 6'1 emo goth mommy we saw earlier!"
by Fellow Jigaboo Hater May 11, 2024
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