Testicular Poop

The poop you have after experiencing immense testicular pain caused my Diesel.
“Dude why does the bathroom smell like fish scallops?”
“Oh man I had some testicular poop
by Kevin Barney June 03, 2020
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Testicular Syndrome Disorder

When your testicle is red and puffy and you have a lack of semen. Some Side effects are: Testicular cancer, small penisites (does not spread), and Extreme pain in your balls.
I talked to my doctor. They said I have Testicular Syndrome Disorder.
by Proud Feetus Carrier February 20, 2023
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testicular hubris

A psychological disorder similar to narcissism, but focusing on genitalia.

When a man feels too good about himself, he becomes over prideful and cocky. This can be projected onto his testicles, causing pride of his genitals or testicular hubris.
m1k3y: I don't understand: why abumphone always gotta be reaching for my bolas when i am not looking
<@m1k3y> are we walking about my world famous big penis
<@m1k3y> or my record breaking bolas
Mikey suffers from testicular hubris.
by bextra September 10, 2020
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Testicular Dementia

When a woman who hangs out with guy friends forgets that she doesn't "have a pair" of her own and acts like one of the guys.
While playing as the only woman on the fantasy football team, Joan suffered from testicular dementia.
by PaxRAT September 25, 2010
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Testicular Comogyny

The hanging of a sack so low, that the sun follows its orbital pattern into a dimensional thermal stasis that prohibits the transformational solar rays for a maximum of 8 space seconds
by DaddyDommy August 13, 2021
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Testicular Exoskeleton

When your scrote is cold and shrinks up forming rigid creases not allowing To shave properly.
"Man, last night was rough. I couldn't even shave my balls completely due to the testicular exoskeleton I had goin on."
by CardiacBuffalo April 18, 2014
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When seated during and episode of severe flatulence, the vibration of said release travels up between the legs and causes a vibration of one or both testicles
After all that protein and fiber, I had an episode of testicular flatulovibration majora!
by AssChief March 11, 2024
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