by TheCreeperMan March 21, 2020
Get the The FitnessGram Pacer Test mug.an extremely long sit-down sojourn in the lavatory, which to the subject feels like it is taking five days to achieve any sort of conclusive result. So named due to the similarity to the cricket competitions: long, silent periods of intense concentration broken by occasional grunts, cracks and thuds, irregularly interspersed with splatters that sound not unlike bursts of applause.
Sally: “Fred, Jim disappeared after breakfast and it's already 11. We are supposed to be at the coast by 12!”
Jim: “We might not make it. He's in the lavatory and it sounds like he is in the middle of a test match.”
Jim: “We might not make it. He's in the lavatory and it sounds like he is in the middle of a test match.”
by bromp February 22, 2010
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Depending on who you ask, it either means getting a great score or getting a horrible one (usually the latter)
by phalanxicator February 13, 2014
Get the bomb a test mug.Practical joke of choice for pranksters who are frequently spied upon. The prankster creates an elaborate distraction for the voyeur, while he has an accomplice (usually a butler) sneak behind the victim's car and lodge canned cookie dough into the tailpipe.
This will cause the emissions to back up and damage the vehicle, rendering in inoperable, ideally in an isolated location such as nearby an empty field. Other effects of the prank can be considered a bonus, such as if the cumulative pressure of the exhaust expels the dough like a cannon. The best case scenario is when the dough has been expelled and is discovered to have baked to perfection. The prankster and the victim may then enjoy the product together, assuming the two are on sufficiently amicable terms.
This will cause the emissions to back up and damage the vehicle, rendering in inoperable, ideally in an isolated location such as nearby an empty field. Other effects of the prank can be considered a bonus, such as if the cumulative pressure of the exhaust expels the dough like a cannon. The best case scenario is when the dough has been expelled and is discovered to have baked to perfection. The prankster and the victim may then enjoy the product together, assuming the two are on sufficiently amicable terms.
by [zz] February 7, 2009
Get the pop n fresh emissions test mug.When one takes the name of a piece of hardware or software (or anything else, for that matter) and runs it through www.google.com with "+ piece of shit" added to the end. An excellent way of testing the reliability/worthiness of your chosen product.
by Dr. Matt NotSoDangerous August 19, 2004
Get the The "Piece of Shit" Test mug.the stupidist thing known to man created by gym teachers (stupidest people known to man, other than the town dunce that is...) to tortue and embarass thier students.
by Jack the Ripper February 21, 2005
Get the beep test mug.Driving Examiner: im sorry u have failed ur drivers test because back at that stop light over there I believe u proceeded to take ur left hand off the wheel and that is not safe my friend.
Guy taking the test: Alright?
Driving Examiner: U also were going 35.5 in a 35 mph zone
Guy taking the test: Alright?
Driving Examiner: U also were going 35.5 in a 35 mph zone
by labigsnoopac January 18, 2013
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