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two tesla weeks

A period of time, much longer than actual two weeks, when one expects a promised action on behalf of tesla such as a software release or a completed service of their car and yet finds out that further time and or action may be needed.

The origin is likely from the movie "Total Recall"
When is Autopilot coming out? In two tesla weeks.
by LOS-AOS March 30, 2017
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The Tesla coil

Butt chugging a natty from a beer bong while doing a keg stand. Term coined by critikal on Twitter.
by Levisthelevis March 29, 2019
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Dirty Tesla

When you're in the park having sex with your girl and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your jizz on a bird. Then the bird flies around the city leaving traces of your cum everywhere it lands.
I nailed a Dirty Tesla this morning so if you go outside, don't touch anything.
by CandaceSuite December 21, 2020
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Canadian Tesla

An actor in English language television portraying a historical figure from Europe who doesn’t even bother to try an accent.

As in: Several episodes of The Murdoch Mysteries (Canadian tv series) tv series where the actor playing Nikola Tesla doesn’t have even a hint of an Eastern European accent. A ladle of irony that the character is played by an actor named Dmitry Chepovetsky!
That guy playing Louis VIV is a Canadian Tesla
by Slicenic July 25, 2021
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FIREY TESLA CRASH

Something you never see BUTT REALLY FEEL.
This is a brutal HOMOSEXUAL ACT where the one getting ASSHOLE FUCKED is being FIGGED with TACO BELL FIREY SAUCE and the act involves YOURS DICK running into a lot of SOLID FECES which all sums to a FIREY TESLA CRASH and the PAIN is unbearable BUT BUTT SAFE.
by URINE FAIRY FAUCET August 5, 2021
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US TESLA AN

The order from the BATTERY ASSER(ec)TION to destroy a PEDOPHILE ASSH0LE on camera camera SATELLITE by DICKING around with SHIT AND BIG BALLS after (ec) EAT COPROPHILE.

ELON says ," we will buy all the BATTERIES YOU CAN MAN UU FAECturES as there is KnoW 44 LAWDMAN LIMIT as we will need them for STAYtiONAry storASS and DIE name(mean) iC storASS" , coined in the beginning of his AN UU allS SHARE HOLDERS meeting 2021.

ANAL ALAN SAYS, I got my training from CRAIGSLIST ,HOMOSEXUAL BATH HOUSES , CARL HUBAY,

SUCK ON MY ASSH0 LE, INTERNET PORN all over the world , as ANAL ALAN is always a TW0 AND A HALF.(

CUMMING is required.
Why would anybody ever separate US TESLA AN from the ASSH0LE NAKED as it is a misnomer BUTT the PEDOPHILE SEX ACTS are SHITEATING AND SHOVING BALLS IN THE ASSH0LE ANUS and hearing the YELLING "'T0 , T00 (SECOND 0NE) , TW0(NEW SHIT IS IN) , TU (YOU) , TU TU" and this SHIT will always be forever attached to THIS ASSH0LE which THE emptying of the BALLS from THE DICK WILL have a lot to DUE WITH ASSHOLE.ASSWHOLE in en (D) TIRE ty.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 10, 2021
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Da_Tesla

Da_Tesla is what people call people who are gods at anime edits
Bob: your a Da_Tesla
Jim: thanks I look up to him
by Da_Tesla January 3, 2022
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