Huge elitist, Masshole in the US Senate. When it looked like he would lose the 1994 race against Mitt Romney the Clinton supported him. To repay them in 2008 he stabbed them in the back, called them racist and threw full support behind noob Barack Obama. Not a big surprise since he has a history of screwing up Democratic elections. In 1980 he challenged Jimmy Carter and was even less coherent in his vision. What he did accomplish was weakening Carter even further and assuring greater Republican success.
In 1965 supported Hart-Celler Act.
"The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs."
Fast forward to 2006-2008. Almost verbatim on so called immigration bills.
On Firearms
“manufacture and sale of handguns should be terminated. Existing handguns should be acquired by the states.”
In 1965 supported Hart-Celler Act.
"The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs."
Fast forward to 2006-2008. Almost verbatim on so called immigration bills.
On Firearms
“manufacture and sale of handguns should be terminated. Existing handguns should be acquired by the states.”
You don't need guns. Just live in gated homes in posh areas with high police presents like Ted Kennedy.
In 1972 Ted Kennedy got drunk on a flight in Alaska and ran down the aisle yelling "Eskimo power."
I am for replacing Ted Kennedy with the next person that illegally crosses the border.
In 1972 Ted Kennedy got drunk on a flight in Alaska and ran down the aisle yelling "Eskimo power."
I am for replacing Ted Kennedy with the next person that illegally crosses the border.
by Eldridge Cleaver March 18, 2008
When you shit your stomach out on someone's face, then light them on fire to give their skin the leathery texture of Ted Cruz himself.
Yo, I was bouncin on my boys D last weekend and he asked me to do him like Ted Cruz, and he hasn't been the same since.
by AutismoTheThird September 24, 2017
1) noun: The protagonists of a classic slacker film, Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. They embark on travels across time to avoid failing a history test.
2) Adjective of 3)
2) plural: (sometimes written as billanted) Someone who resembles these protagonists; namely an endearing slacker who finds it difficult to do nothing, literally.
2) Adjective of 3)
2) plural: (sometimes written as billanted) Someone who resembles these protagonists; namely an endearing slacker who finds it difficult to do nothing, literally.
1) Ted: Bodacious, Bill!
Bill: Totally outrageous, Ted!
2) The Bill-and-Ted life is appealing to some young people who would like to copulate with 'that totally hot Joan of Arc'.
3) This guy I met at the bus stop, he was a real billanted. He was having a meaningful conversation with my sneakers.
Bill: Totally outrageous, Ted!
2) The Bill-and-Ted life is appealing to some young people who would like to copulate with 'that totally hot Joan of Arc'.
3) This guy I met at the bus stop, he was a real billanted. He was having a meaningful conversation with my sneakers.
by A. Psarisch June 28, 2005
Ted Kennedy (Lardass Liberalis Extremis) is a species prone to serious migrational difficulties, a result of decreased navigational ability usually caused by the mass consumption of alcohol and may account for why the species is facing extinction. Expectedly, most experts agree that the planet as a whole will actually benefit from the inevitable extinction of this species and speculate that the “missing third bullet” has yet to do its work.
by secondarymotion June 01, 2007
by cokenewspaperwagglebattery February 17, 2018
When you lick the asshole of a man that insulted you wife and family so you can keep a job you're shit at.
by UnknownAmerican November 07, 2018
This is someone who is very gay and likes to have sex with animals like foxy. Is bad at clash of clans and it gay
by Josh is smelly June 12, 2019