Male Tears

A man's sperm.

" Last night I spread my male tears all over Jennifer's face, after she gave me an around the world and head."

by Blight Hatred September 06, 2014

phoenix tears

A CO2 extraction of the cannabis plant. CBD rich extractions have been known to cure cancer.

As an alternative to radiation or chemotherapy, my neighbor is using phoenix tears to beat his cancer.

by Jahman87 December 12, 2013

Tear Here

A phrase used on virtually every mass-marketed package around the globe. Its primary purpose is to inform one that tearing the package near where the phrase is located will cause the bag to open.

It never works.

(Bag): Tear here ->
(You): *Trying to tear* "God dammit."

by God_Hand March 11, 2009

Gypsy Tears

Gypsy tears are the last few drops, after you piss, that are hesitant to fall

I shook it, basically played with it, couldn't get the gypsy tears to drop, now my balls are moist.

by Evy89 April 29, 2016

crocodile tears

You just pretend to cry but u are not really... based of real crocodiles tearing up when they attack their prey.

Paul- *falls, gets 1 little bruise, and cries in a fake way.*
Betty- I don't believe u! U are just using crocodile tears just for attention!

by Milton Like What? August 11, 2017

male tears

Euphemism for semen, come, jizz, ejaculate, etc.

When she bent over in those yoga pants, I could not contain my male tears.

by Webb Davis September 06, 2014

tears it up

(verb) To become outgoing and talkative, even to go out for the occasional drink, after years as a reclusive hunchback.

Origin: The term was originally coined in the early 20th Century after somebody who used to drink their own tears at the hall of St Cuthbert was spotted in a local tavern, enjoying a drink with fellow men.

1. "I saw that ex-reclusive hunchback the other day," said Gary, "He's really tearsed it up. Nah, seriously, I'm not joking, he was in Jimmy Allen's tearsing it up large."

2. Councillor to recluse: "I hate to be so frank with you, but it seems this coming in at the end of dinner every day is getting out of hand. You really have to get your act together and tears it up."

by Corkin July 31, 2006