mother in law

your wife's mother. a terrifying insight into what awaits you in 25 years time.

the wife's mother came around yesterday. I knew it was her as soon as she knocked on the door: all the mice threw themselvess onto the traps.

by mike read August 13, 2003

mother flower

Mother flower is a term that is used to filter out the profanity of the word mother fucker or motha fucka

The mother flower jacked all my goods.

by Sally Wally November 28, 2006

bloody mother

hennessy and tomato juice.

Bloody Marys are for Honky mutha fuckas.
In the community, we drink bloody mothers.

We sat around the house, drinking bloody mothers, after finishing the poetry reading.

by T-Dog Jenkins October 13, 2004

A Bad Mother

a mother that was never there for you as you grew older . a mother that gave up as being your mom . a mother that always put her self before her own kids . one that always went out &' partied instead of being home to tuck her kid/kids into bed .

My Mother Is A Bad Mother .

by Leigha . April 19, 2015

mothers' meeting

Pointless natter about nothing in particular

Nothing got done as the sales department were having a mothers' meeting

by Rob Sedgwick January 14, 2009

god mother

A godmother is a female godparent in the Christian tradition. Godmother may also refer to: A female arranged to be legal guardian of a child if untimely demise is met by the parents.

If your parents die one way or another
your god mother or father would take care of you.

by Boxcarjakey November 25, 2013

MOTHER TRUCKER

A MOTHER THAT TURNED IN TO A TRUCK

MY MOTHER IS A MOTHER TRUCKER BECAUSE SHE TURNED INTO ONE

by Dizzardary May 05, 2020