Swim Practice

the two hours of the day where our coach pushes us to swim the length of the pool about 100 times or more. afterwards you are tired and feel like you can't breath.

I think i am going to die at swim practice today.

by anounamous December 15, 2008

swim shady

The horniest betta fish in all of the lands and seas, and rice paddies.

Damn Swim Shady you're so horny.

by Appaloosa2015 January 18, 2017

swim fan

the second level of insanity women get to (following betty); at this stage she goes through her mans text, my-space, face book & call history; questions your where abouts; and insinuates that you are allways lying; possibly physically abussive to your animals, personal belongings, family members or friends

Dude, you need to ditch her, she is starting to go swim fan, my fucking life is in danger!

by Hashmark February 22, 2009

swimming dick

when the penis shrivels up due to being in water or cold weather

Clifford had a bad case of swimming dick after skinny dipping in the cold water.

by texanguy November 20, 2010

memory swim

Making an effort to hop between fond, old memories in order to displace or squelch the vividness of one's current (likely depressing) situation. Must last for more than a minute to qualify as a swim.

Yeah, since he lost his job and his girl, he'll just leave the TV off and go on a memory swim.

by Lucent July 6, 2004

Swim shoulders

Girls that have been hit by the ugly stick. A girl with huge shoulders, which typically has manly bodily and facial features.

I can’t bring home this girl to meet my mother, she got swim shoulders!

by DMU77 September 1, 2019

Nigga Swim

When your at a party or club or any event that's so crowded you gotta nigga swim through people just to get to where you want to be.

Josh: Yo bro how'd that party go last night?
Cody: Bro it was so crowded you had to Nigga Swim just to get through.
Josh: Wow that's insane!

by Yamashi May 23, 2022