smashed her dinner

forcing ones penis in the opposite sexs' anus while unexpected

Fat Todd got all drunked up last night, went over to his ol' ladys house and smashed her dinner!!!

by XXX_4X4 January 12, 2009

smashed whale shit

1) An analog used in comparison to the physical appearance of one’s wife after a period of domestic toil. Possibly made in an attempt at sympathy --by an idiot.

Mr. Johnson: "Hi hon, what’s for supper? Have you seen my USB beer opener? Whoa! Honey! You look like a bag of freshly smashed whale shit."

Mrs. Johnson: “Go fuck your hat Randy; I’m sleeping with your little brother!”

by Naldistimo Von Mallen November 7, 2011

smashed analcado

The foul mess smeared around the anus and buttocks area after a heavy session of anal sex (often post-curry); resembling the consistency of smashed avocado.

She staggered to the bathroom, the air putrid, nursing a back-end smeared with smashed analcado.

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Swished

Having your hair be seductively whipped. Being very muscular.

A swish = a sign of flirtation, indicating the guy/girl wants to marry you. Go ahead, start thinking of children's names.

"Lance Armstrong was quite swished"

"HE SWISHED ME!"

"Can you not, like can you just not... seriously.... can you like stop touching (swishing) me.. Like seriously though. Just stop."

"I LIVE IT WHEN YOU SWISH MY HAIR!! HAHA! LIVE!"

by ThatSwishedGirl August 19, 2013

Smashed assholes

The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.

Did you not sleep last night?? You look like a bag of smashed assholes!!

by Canthandlethistruth June 28, 2016

smashed face

An intense adjective used to describe something pleasant or nice. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc. The complete opposite of "smashed ass."

I feel like smashed face.

Yummy, something smells like smashed face!!

Your dad looks like smashed face.

Smashed face pertains:
feeling: I love you <3333
Smell: mmmm!! mom's home made baked cookies!!
appearance: Man!! is she hot or what?!

by Caitlin13579 March 12, 2008

Swished

Smoking a blunt rolled with a swisher sweet.
getting stoned.

Man, hurry up i wanna go get swished.

by PussyRunsThisShit July 1, 2012