Stating the Obvious

When you point out concepts that only retarded people don't have the ability to grasp, or foolishly don't want to..

Person 1: Omg, why are you so butt-ugly???
Person 2: My parents.
Person 1: thanks for stating the obvious.

by OlgaPatacky March 8, 2012

You Starting

Something a chav says before engaging in a battle with a fellow human.

Oi! You starting? Come on then, lets have it!

by Antony November 28, 2005

Courtney Starling

A Bright and Bubbly Girl. My Best Friend. Who Was Killed on May 2nd, 2010, in a terrible car accident. She's the Nicest person you could've ever met. She Always brought a smile to any ones faces. She Wouldn't let you be sad; she is beautiful inside and out. I miss her. Rest in Peace<3

Courtney Starling Rest in peace

by HerBestfriend<3 June 20, 2010

staring

When someone keeps looking at you so u decide to fuck them up.

I was staring at this girls ass for long time.

by Young street nigga March 12, 2017

Starling

a cool cat

i <3 that daniel starling over there!

by let'sgotoscotlandbitch! November 6, 2009

Staring into the Abliss

When you zone out from everything because your happy.

Honey what are you looking at.
Nothing, I'm just happy. Just staring into the Abliss.

by Paw Lee December 8, 2019

friend squatting

A term used to describe the selfish act of monopolising one friend's time when you arrive at a party where you are unfamiliar with the majority of guests and/or unwilling to socialise with others.

Wow, did you catch John last night he was totally friend squatting on Louise all night ... bored? She looked like she was in suspended animation.

by Bored Nick August 7, 2005