stroping

A mixture of stroking and groping.

"I love stroping your ass," he said to her. "You can strope my ass any time you want," she answered.

by Rainachka September 7, 2005

slaphead sprouting

when over imaginative bald men gets over excited and suddenly 2 foot of hair sprouts out of his head. This effect can only be reversed by extensive treatment of slaphead lotion.

Keith was sitting having a pleasent dinner in the garden when he had a sudden explosion of slaphead sprouting where his face was covered by a hairy bush.

by Ginger streak May 16, 2006

Stroking

To Kick and punch someone serverely is "Stroking"

"come and help me bash these two cunts will ya"
"wait a minute i'm still stroking this fucker"

by Stone Island wearing non chav November 16, 2005

stoating

To give hand relief while wearing ermine trimmed gloves.

Pete felt like the queen when he got a damn good stoating.

by GM January 2, 2005

Just keep stroking, just keep stroking...

Similar to the "Just keep swimming" mantra from Finding Nemo, except this applies to.. you guessed it, the caressing of the male organ.

"Just keep stroking, just keep stroking..." is nice to remember when you're in a rut and can't get any.

by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011

Strogging

1.A cross between a walk and jog. 2.A slow jog; a strog.

I didn't feel like running full force so I started strogging

by Grombol, McNaney, Ruffin October 6, 2008

Strobing

When someone flashes their headlights so much it looks like a strobe light

That guy is strobing you!

by James Doakes February 7, 2009