dick storm

a relentless pounding, dicks rain from the heavens, unleashing an unholy wrath on all that stand in the way of the storm. undetectable by Doppler radar
Girl-i cant believe i got stuck in that dick storm last night, it was nuts, literally!
by jerome12 December 23, 2008
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Peter Storm

A Peter Storm attitude is a lifestyle choice. A no nonsense, often corner cutting, bargain bucket, reduced to clear approach to life which often results in sub par results but sometimes results in the jackpot!
E.g. Haggling on price for already reasonably priced items and/or purposefully taking the display model because price can be negotiated.

E.g. Refusing to pay for allocated seats on a plane but ending up with the seats you wanted anyway! They Peter stormed that!
by Midnightspecial July 30, 2020
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queef storm

A period during which a woman endures several, very loud, embarrassing queefs. This period usually entails twenty minutes of pure, continuous queefing.

(Any leg movement at the hips increases the intensity and frequency of the queefs during the queef storm)
Girl 1: Yeah, after John and I had sex, I just had the worst queef storm ever...

Girl 2: What did he do?

Girl 1: He walked out laughing...
by E.B. & J-Stone September 25, 2011
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storm shield

The only way to protect yourself from a thunder hammer.
As I tried to finish my girl with a thunder hammer, she put up a storm shield by covering herself with the sheets.
by Juggy1337 October 20, 2008
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Storm breaker

Weapon forged by Thor Odinson and a dying star in Avengers: Infinity War. Thor’s old weapon Mjolnir was destroyed in Thor: Ragnorok due to his evil sister no one knew about named Hela. Only people who are worthy like Thor, Captain America, Vision (dead), Odin (dead), Hela (dead?), and Groot are worthy enough to lift both Mjolnir and Storm Breaker
Jacobi: Bro did you see Endgame?
Elias: Yeah dude, that one part where Thor had both Stormbreaker and Mjolnir at the same time was the best scene
Jacobi: I know right. Especially when Cap lifter Mjolnir, boy was i excited.

Storm breaker was forged in a dying star. Thor almost died cause he took on too much force
by Lil pooka chooka June 4, 2019
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Barrel Storm

He did so many barrel rolls, we were in a fucking barrel storm.
by Simuhchai January 17, 2009
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Bitch Storm

Bitch Storm= Someone very important to you is throwing up a bunch of random fucking shit from there anus for a prolonged period of time
"My Girlfriend went on a 7 hour bitch storm last night... like fuck my life"
by King0125 January 21, 2016
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