scholz

sometimes olafscholz;

verb

1. to make a promise only to shamelessly break it a short time later.

2. to move in a quivering way; flicker.

"Ollie had promsied Volodymyr a dozen Howitzers but he scholzed on him"

"the flame olafscholzed in the draught"

by jabbapa June 9, 2022

scholasticitis

A seemingly harmless disease, vivified by ones entrance into an institution of higher education, resulting in assholism, severe cases of jerkherria and the rare but horrid instances of nausea imposed on others. Most common symptoms include a desperate urge for attention and a pathetic need to prove oneself to others. Causes behind the disease have eluded researchers for decades, since many of them suffer from severe cases of scholasticitis themselves. Although speculations suggest an increase in one's production of self-assumed intelligence might be the cause behind this ruthless disease.

Easy ways to spot victims of scholasticitis include the following simple tests:
1. Subject has difficulty passing a single day without correcting someone.
2. Subject believes that scholasticitis probably indicates some form of praise that he/she/it will then proceed to define themselves.
3. Subject will attempt to correct the grammar, spelling, punctuation and/or logic behind this very definition of their condition.

That is one pretentious jerk, perhaps he suffers from scholasticitis.

Scholasticitis has ruined my friendships. (Proclaimed by a reformed victim of a prior case of scholasticitis)

by Richard Dick Smithsonian III November 13, 2010

scholar

People who are amazingly intelligent, tricky, hilarious, random, and lovable, in most cases they wield a wide variety of characteristic traits and personalities, and are willing to PROcrastinate when the time calls; they are truly the scholars of the 21st century. The term "scholar" can also be referred to "genius" or in some extremely rare cases, "Ze Bus" or "el jefe".

Yup, he/she is a scholar, and you see the scholar rollin' n others hatin', so you try to be like a scholar.

by FruitSaladYummyYummy March 1, 2011

Just Trying To Get A Mother Fucking Scholarship

A term that is used when someone does not actually know what they are doing, or when someone does not care about what the other person has to say.

Matt: Hey man what's up! We haven't talked in forever!

Zach: Oh nothing much, JUST TRYING TO GET A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOLARSHIP!

by Mr. Shlibsta May 16, 2010

Sholom

A super human so to say. Somebody who is perfect in everyway... they are usually average hieght, have dirty blonde hair and blue or gray eyes. At first they do not seem to be that amazing... but that is because they hide there amazingness by acting gay. But under that coat of queerness is superman

Chuck Norris is a Sholom.

by Fatty MickFat FAT March 2, 2009

'sshole

Contracted form of asshole. Used to describe a stupid person or a jerk.

Pick up the wallet you dropped, 'sshole.

by E. Normus Johnson February 12, 2003

Billy Shollenberger

A person who speaks in a made up language of his/her own. Known for constantly making indiscriminate death threats and beating up his friends out of pure rage, a billy shollenberger studies hard and runs like a madman. A Billy Shollenberger can often be found following various Detroit sports teams or flying an invisible flying red Ferrari.

"You are such a Billy Shollenberger!"

by kit42 March 23, 2009