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commander squirtles

Just my way of saying Fuck you, and you and you and oh yeah fuck you. Oh fuck me? No, no, no sir, Fuck You. Making a statement or taking a stand with or with out anyone else standing beside me.
Commander Squirtles says she bets, BOOM goes the dynamite.
by Grems May 14, 2018
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Guitar Squirtle

The Pokémon, Squirtle, playing sweet riffs on a guitar.

Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.
by TheRealGruffalo October 15, 2022
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Burnt Squirtle

The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.
Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?

Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
by BobShart July 1, 2023
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Head Squirtle

When a guy blows his load in another’s nose and they snort it in sand spit it out into his mouth. Everything cums full circle.
He was giving a them a head squirtle
by MADBJ May 24, 2024
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Sandusky Squirmer

The act of shoving a pool noodle up your anus and having sand be dispensed into your colon until it pops like a balloon.
The Clown I hired for my child's party decided to perform a Sandusky Squirmer.
by Buhl Ache December 29, 2024
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Snapping Squirtle

When a girl bites your dick while you're peeing.
Almost couldn't come into work today, had a bit of the ole 'Snapping Squirtle' with the girlfriend.
by The Trickiest Rebel March 1, 2026
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