Smirking Off

Jacking off in class to a hot chick.

Yo, this kid in class was totally smirking off to that new chick.

by Jason Pogany April 20, 2010

Smirking

Smirking a form of white privilege if you are white

That white boy is smirking at that Native American he must be using his white privilege

by Smirking February 8, 2019

squirming

When you scrunch up your face and fall on the floor.

falls*
HE'S squirming! BEAT HIM NOW!!!!

by Mrsd January 20, 2015

smurking off

when you are laughing and smiling so hard it reaches the point where you are "smurking off" similar to an orgasm from jerking off

When the turtle was eating your dingleberries we were smurking off from laughing so hard.

by GeetSquad March 18, 2010

slurking

This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.

Ted and Fred love to slurk each other.

by Ted April 21, 2003

Squinking

Squinting while you're winking.

Yeah I'm squinking right now!

by Vanidie January 19, 2009

Hurt-en for a squirting

One who wants to be squirted upon.
One who looks like they need sex.

Bro that hot ass chick is hurt-en for a squirting

by hotassnigga123 August 23, 2011