squirtle

1. (n) A game played among "bros" that involves unexpectedly hitting your bro in the nutsac while yelling "Squirtle!"

2. (v) The act of hitting someone in the nutsac while yelling Squirtle, after which everyone says "Oh daaaaayum!"

Deep: Hey, what's that over there?
Darrell: Huh?
Deep: Squirtle!!!
Darrell: GAHHHH!

(later that night...)

Darrell: Hey Deep.
Deep: Yeah?
Darrell: SQUIRTLE!!!!
Deep: GAAAAAAW! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO A FULL PUNCH!! JUST A TAP!! Owwwwww....

by spokmage August 10, 2007

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squinger

A person who is thought or known to be gay or into squinging

that dude aint no dude hes a squinger

by tard April 15, 2003

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squirtle

Someone who cant hold there drink and chucks after one beer

Marc De decker had one beer and pulled a squirtle for the rest of the nite

by S1ru5 October 20, 2006

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squinter

resident of Sydney, Australia who resides in the greater western metropolitan sub-region of Sydney, but must travel east for work daily, therefore staring into the sunrise on their commute to work in the morning and staring again into the sunset on their commute home in the afternoon.

Tom: Mate, houses are cheap out Blacktown way! Why don't you move there?
Kasabian: Mate, I work in Bondi.

Tom: So?
Kasabian: So I'd be a bloody squinter!

by Cornslapper April 24, 2018

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Squirtle Squadding

When five guys wearing sunglasses fuck a single girl, preferably one in a nurse outfit, all pull out and ejaculate onto her back at the same time, while shouting: "Squirtle Squirt!".

"Dude, we took this girl back to our hotel last night, and before you know it, we were squirtle squadding!"

by Astrophysiics March 31, 2015

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