moon squash

Chilling at night, passing the time.

Homicidal moon tendencies

"What are you up to"

"I'm just moon squashing, you?"

by PSB2017 January 29, 2017

potato squasher 2000

potato squasher 2000 hasnt been invented yet. it is probably just an average potato squasher but it says 2000 on it so its 'modern'. its not, but everyone needs one

omg have you got that potato squasher 2000, its the best, it squashes potatoes!

by jessica777101010 September 28, 2017

Nigger Squash

When you get to two Black a guys and squeeze a Caucasian in the middle

Bob, Carl, Tyrise had a nigger squash on Friday!

by Sc0oBy CoOn November 8, 2018

Wipe Squash

When you’re in Wisconsin and you don’t wipe your butt efficiently, it results in an epic squash on your undies.

Hey, Marke! I noticed you had a wipe squash when you walked away.

by DonPitote May 16, 2019

BLT Squashle

A term that will one day be used in pornographic to describe the phenomenon of squeezing a ripe tomato between two loaves of bread jam packed into the anal sphincter and topped with lettuce and bacon

Raven Riley had never had a BLT Squashle but Harry Potter's look alike preferred his with butter. Yum!

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

exploding squash

When you forget to flush the toilet after taking an absolute mud monkey, and accidentally turn up the heat, making the crap explode making a huge mess.

Max: "Yo Gary, I just took an exploding squash in your bathroom"
Gary: "Why you little ass bag"

by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021

sass squashed

When your partner shoves a 48mm round squash into your vagina, as he is balllllls deep in your asshole ,causing your poor lil vagina to rip. Commenice the sassiness. Hench "Sass Squashed"... ****totally worth it****

In sassy tone, "Girl, today he totally sass squashed me! I think I might need medical attention!!! Please bulldoze the garden ASAP"!!

by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021