shwank

the conjunction of she-wank.
ie female masturbation

i'm off for a shwank.

by NeoSpoone April 1, 2007

span

Dick-Head

span doesn't run in the family

by Uptartion August 26, 2003

spancake

A dumbass who obsesses over forums and ip addresses

Spancake, get off Wii love Wii you're a cunt

by Undefeatable Ownage May 14, 2008

shwank

A object that is the cross between a sword and a shank.

1. She used her shwank to kill the alien because it was small enough to hide.

by noobinator12 November 26, 2010

shwanz

1. Shwanz is not so much a thing as it is a way of life. You must live the shwanz, love the shwanz, be one with the shwanz. The way of the shwanz is the way of the right.

2. Peepee

Bow down before the mighty awe of the Shwanz. Shwanz will show you the way.

by Andrike Feigenhorn February 6, 2004

Sawangan

v. -dying of laughter
adj. -halariously funny

v.Oh my god I am sawangan. That was the funniest sight ever.

adj. The girl met a sawangan person she knew she would never forget.

by jenda benda October 7, 2003

shpwankle

dump in a hairy anus hole with eggnolidgecalinter when the whump is dunking the 69 in ghlot eggenheimer

the shpwankle is in yo house

by FWOMPLETEASA April 20, 2008