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Spaqimja eshte nje smundje vdekjeprurse e cila vret mbi 10m simpa ne vet

Shumica e shqiptarve vuajn. Nga spaqimja
Ju lutem kontaktoni mjekun nese keni simptoma si

Quarja e karit e madhe
Pidhi i lagur (minimum 1L leng)
Kruarja e boleve dhe pidhit
Bir mka rrok spaqimja
Bir deka per pidh
Shoqe pidhi lesh pom. Qet qe sa smkan qi
by Driilon June 12, 2023
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splagebbi

A line from Slimecicle from the (best) horror project 'Generation Loss' made by RanbooLive.
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by aetherthegay August 29, 2023
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hoe-splaining

When a woman starts babbling inconsistently like she's trying to save herself from a beating by her pimp or man of ill repute.
When Pretty Ricky asked Mary where was his money, she started hoe-splaining as to why she didn't have it.
by Angelus Complex June 7, 2017
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Splickety Splades

To have splicked (cut off) multiple fingers, usually index middle and thumb. Splickety Splades is a form of Ikey Tikey
Don't play with that! You'll splick your fingers! and you'll have Splickety Splades!
by Confuction July 12, 2017
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Class 'splainer

A person who thinks they can tell someone with a working class occupation (tradesperson/retail staff/food prep or service etc) how to do their job because 'how difficult can it be really'.

The typical class 'splainer has a degree level education or higher and seems to think their 2:2 in music tech qualifies them to explain plumbing to a plumber. You might overhear a class 'splainer lecture a 19 year old part time sales assistant on stock rotation before asking 'what kind of opperation are you running here', insisting that running out of a particular item is 'ridiculous' and demanding 100% discount for the inconvenience.

Some class 'splainers don't have much educational attainment but instead climbed the ranks of whatever leeching corportation was stupid enough to raise them to the dizzying hights of middle management after taking a night course in whatever defunct version of MS Office they're still running. Such individuals will try to compensate for feeling like an outsider at work by lording it over service staff often by insisting they 'don't see why you can't just {insert unreasonable demand}' and snorting 'it's hardly difficult'. These people might feel the need to affect an upper class British accent.

Any push back is met with some variation of who do you think you are / who do you think you're talking to. Intersects with mansplainer though sometimes women do it too.
Some condescending toff won't shut up about the EU regulations on pints, he keeps saying everythings ridiculous and demanding the finest wines.

He's a Class 'splainer, tell him he's barred!
by flanderBang October 6, 2017
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Mark-Splain

When you are explained to in a basic tone with assumed ignorance of something you are an expert in already. However, need to be instructed in again since you are the expert.

Verb - Mark-Splaining
Adverb - Mark-Splained
I was just Mark-Splained that apparently I have to breathe to be alive. My life just got saved.
by The Definition Geek November 21, 2019
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URL-splaining

URL-splaining (aka linksplaining) is when you instead of engaging in conversation online, you post a link of an article which serves as a proxy for actual conersation.
Stop URL-splaining me with tedious article and engage in normal conversation, gosh darnit!
by b2kb2k September 20, 2020
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