Commonwealth spelling

An imaginary set of English spelling rules, cited from a politically-correct wish to be inclusive or out of ignorance of Canadian English. There are only three varieties of spelling in English: British, US, and Canadian (the last is often described as a combination of the first two). English spelling in all other places follows one of these conventions. At least two of these forms are prominently used in countries of the Commonwealth of Nations.

Which kind of “Commonwealth spelling” is this, British spelling or Canadian spelling?

by Michael Zed March 15, 2010

Spilling the jills

The act of expelling large amounts of watery excrement and roughly marble-sized bits of feces (jills) from the rectum within an extremely short period of time.

Don't get the chili! I don't want you spilling the jills all over my toilet tonight.

by colonel mustrd June 21, 2010

Backseat spelling

Someone who always corrects your spelling on MSN or some other IM program.

User 1: That bich is fly.

User 2: Bitch*

User 1: Quit backseat spelling asshole.

by Platinum Bullet January 2, 2009

stalling

The act of masturbating in the stall of the public office restroom during work hours.

I had just finished stalling and was at the sink washing my hands when the boss walked into the restroom. Close call!

by SMFNP August 29, 2007

sparling

One who has a fascination with boys genitals.

That Paul is a right ''Sparling''

by Huffmunky October 13, 2005

SPILLING SPREE

Derived from the halo medal and announcement achieved by killing 10 enemies in a row without dying.

A Spilling spree is when a player gets so involved in a game of halo3 (or possibly CoD4) that they 'totally flip out' ninja style, and in the process of having a victory dance or happygasm, knocks over a beer or other frosty beverage. The commenter then yells SPILLING SPREE!

See Also:
Spilltacular
Spillpocalypse
Spillamanjaro
Spilling Frenzy
Spilltastic
Overspill

"oh HELL YEAH James we totally pwnd dem level 50 generals! *victory dance* OOOH SHIIIT I SPILLED MY BEER"

"*SPILLING SPREE*"

by Charr Axxxe Fiend May 1, 2008

spellingosis

A rare disease that occurs when teachers in their fifties become exposed to incorrect grammar and spelling. Seen most in teachers who have germ disorders.

The teacher read the e-mail that said: "sup, so i need to kno if i shud practise my spellin becuz my fokes say its really bad and i wanna get better... ineed your imput on my prob"

The teacher faints and then is rushed to the hospital to be diagnosed with spellingosis.

by gigialfine December 4, 2010