sober coach 

Someone that helps you recover from drugs or alcohol at home or anywhere you like. Intervention Orange County.com

A sober Coach comes to you your home and stays with you as you recover from drugs or alcohol.

sober coach by Rehab Guy April 7, 2011

sober blackout 

a blackout state achieved by witnessing other inebriated persons do unspeakably awkward and socially appalling things. Witnessing the drunken absurdity throws the sober observer into a temporary state of shock, immediately followed a prolonged state of blackout.

Note: it is not necessary to consume alcohol in order to reach a state of sober blackout

"YES. It is called a sober blackout and I have had several of them...many of them at pub nite."

sober blackout by SFSWATdfks August 20, 2012

Sober Seven

a girl that you think is hot when you have had a few beers, yet when you are sober she is only marginally attractive

- Dude, I hooked up with such a hot girl!
- Bro, she was only 'ok'. She was a Sober Seven!
or Cinderella at Disney Orlando

Sober Seven by your boy yo! January 10, 2010

sober whiskey dick 

Commonly known as erectile dysfunction, a much more serious problem than whiskey dick.

Damn, I haven't been able to get it up lately.

Hmm.. Sounds like you might have sober whiskey dick. You should probably see a doctor.

sober whiskey dick by pseudonym 3000 July 17, 2011

sober through 

the activity of clubbing without drinking any alcohol but still managed to maintain a high energy level.

A: Come to the club with us!
B: No, got an exam tomorrow morning.
A: Don't worry! You can just sober through.

sober through by sobergal May 17, 2015

sober living 

A toxic living environment with unnecessary rules for addicts. Most sober livings are insurance fraud, and care nothing if the addict lives or dies. They normally push cultish beliefs upon their members. They will keep your rent money and throw you out on the street for stupid shit, but preach god and spirituality. They stuff 15 people in a house and start racking in cash.

Sober livings are evil.

sober living by Kingheroin May 7, 2019

Sober Wasted 

When you choose to stay sober (because you're either lightweight or pregnant), but pretend to be wasted with everyone who is getting drunk.

Girl #1: Everyone is getting drunk, wats wrong wit chu gurl? It looks like you wasted but you hasnt drunken all night...
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!

Sober Wasted by no_nameyo May 19, 2013