Fucking slumping

Being really horny so you masturbate while slumping

The other day I saw the swimsuit magazine so I started fucking slumping

by Wmamba25 March 5, 2017

light snuggling

Lighter than heavy snuggling. May or may not include a small but courteous butt grab.

"I'm just over a Megan's doing some light snuggling"

by Robdogthang August 28, 2017

Snowball Sampling

sampling where you get one participant to get others similar to them. Such as getting a skateboarder to get his skateboarder friends. Show me more people like you!

Lets find all the alcoholics in this city using snowball sampling

by SK8R-H8R December 9, 2017

Compound-Sampling

The process of taking 2 samples and putting them into one song

Yo, that was so crazy when Jay Versace started compound-sampling Drake and another song in Tic Tac Toes

by NARRATR March 5, 2019

cornball snuggling

When your life is a movie inside your own head so if you’re snuggling and you feel the need to like, do a cute hair push back thing to illicit a smile, you pretty much always go for it. They’re like the screenshots in your mental photo album.

He did like a cute hair push back thing, and I smiled. It was some real cornball snuggling.

by Cornballsnuggleclub February 21, 2023

Carpet Sampling

The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.

Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling

Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!

Person B: Kill yourself!

by AbsoluteComedy April 1, 2024

Yugoslavian Stumping

Yugoslavian Stumping is where you take a survey with 100 Yugoslavian men and write down all of their penis girths. Then you take the top 5 men with the biggest girths and put them in a room with one girl. Then all at the same time they insert their penis's into her asshole. There's a ten second countdown and when it hits 0 they all ejaculate at the same time creating something called " Super Cum ". To put it in perspective, it all merges into one and shoots like a Fortnite Railgun. The Super Cum is so powerful it then shoots through the girls intestines and into her lungs. When the girl inhales from the pain the Super Cum goes through her lungs. She then coughs it out onto the floor and it gets scooped up in a cup and is served at traditional Yugoslavian weddings and festivals.

Ex 1: Yo dude I went Yugoslavian Stumping last night it was sickkk.

Ex 2: Have you ever heard over Yugoslavian Stumping before?

by Aleksandar Bošković October 23, 2025