Every Day I'm shufflin'

Part of the Lyrics to Party Rock Anthem written by the famous LMFAO. Right after this is said starts the awesome shufflin' dance which was danced by the people who were taken over by the shuffling. Awesome people know the dance and can do it pretty well you would be crazy not to not know this dance. Other phrases that go with this would be: "Party Rock!", "Shake That!". You can also see the Kia Soul hamsters use this song in advertising their new lime green Kia Soul.

"Ever since that song came on, everyday they've been shufflin', Monday shuffle, Tuesday shuffle, Everybody in the whole world!"

The Music video shows it all, from dancing people to dancing robots.

"What do you do when your alone?"
"Every Day I'm shufflin'!"
"Oh no! Not you, too!"

by TheKrSc! October 15, 2011

snurfing

Getting a blowjob from a member of the Blue Man Group.

Johnny Hopkins: Damn some crazy shit is happening at this party right now. Hey what's going on with Dave right now?

Sloan Kettering: Dude that guy is totally snurfing him right now!!!!!!!

by shiftyclaybob January 19, 2010

Squaffling

During Sex a peice of cooked deli meat is tied to a piece of twine and penetrated inside the partners hole / holes, then pulled out when the person reaches climax.

Squaffling

by Arnold Von-Scnitz January 6, 2010

Chestnut stuffing

The act of putting one's nuts on another's chest and stuffing one's dick in their mouth

If you would like some chestnut stuffing with your thanksgiving dinner, I would be glad to put my nuts on your chest and stuff my dick in your mouth.

by Chestnut Stuffing November 6, 2012

kick the stuffing out of (someone)

Vrb phrs. To beat up severely.

The next time I see Tom, I'm going to kick the fucking stuffing out of him!

by Miss Agreeable May 25, 2004

Stuffing the Turkey

Trying to have sex with a limp penis and attempting to cram the phallus into a vagina, usually while intoxicated.

I drank so much, when I got home I was stuffing the turkey.

by Brian Knapp May 28, 2006

Cock-Stuffing

Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items.

thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!

by Rilo August 1, 2003