human snorkel

(verb)when you are in a pool naked with a loved one and you go under the water and spread there butt cheeks and suck their butt hole enough to bring oxygen into your own mouth.

Guy:hey wanna do a human snorkel
girl:whats that?
guy:ill spread your ass cheeks under water and wheeze your butt hole which will provide me with stank ass oxygen.
girl:sure...OOOhh OH!

by poo on my chest June 7, 2009

dick snorkel

Someone that licks balls. When holding the shaft of the penis up to lick balls, it looks like a snorkel.

Me: dude that chick blew me last week.

Friend: no way! Did she dick snorkel you?

by dole September 24, 2013

Snorkel Dorfing

The act of sitting in a hot tub, or bathe tub, farting and then inhaling the bubble fumes as they surface.

Friend1: So guys how do you like my new hot-tub?
Friend2: Dude it be the bomb!!!
You: Ya man, I'm totally Snorkel Dorfing my brains out!

by Dorf King December 9, 2010

Norwegian Snorkeler

When a man takes his penis and places the tip of it flush against the nostrils of his partner, then proceeds to ejaculate into his partner's nose.

That girl thought she was just getting your average facial, but little did she know I was about to perform the Norwegian Snorkeler

by Nasty Marloins February 28, 2011

jamaican snorkel

when receiving oral delight a man places the testicles in the hoes mouth and the erect penis on her cheek, resembling a snorkel.

Theodore: while role-playing with your wife i decided to give her a jamaican snorkel.
Chuck: what's that!?
Theodore: none of your goddamn business! keep shitting on that midget.

by phatrick hoesbeastiority January 1, 2008

Snorkeling

Completely penetrating ones head into anothers anal cavity and breathing by putting two straws in your nose

Ryan do u want to go snorkeling
Sure lets do it at my house

by Assbeggea696969 January 11, 2003

vulcan snorkel

a sexual act when one straddles the face placing the balls in the eye sockets and the penis in the mouth...........resembling the three in a "v"
the man has to be facing the way of the recipients feet.....

Nic gave that bitch a vulcan snorkel...........although it caused her to choke and she couldn't see shit.

by jere from smackjab April 18, 2008