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snorgtees girl 

The girls from the snorgtees ads (which, unfortunately, can be found on www.urbandictionary.com) are some of the ugliest "females" I have ever seen in my life. If you want to insult someone, nothing is more awful than saying that they look like a "snorgtees girl".
Caitlin: you look like a "snorgtees girl", today, Brittany!
Brittany: *goes and shoots herself*
snorgtees girl by Oy Vey Ist Mir January 23, 2010
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A tedious story or observation dropped into conversation.
Speaker A:
"...And he said that the T309 has got a 2.4 megapixel camera as standard and that the tariff is some 10% cheaper when compared like-for like. So I went ahead and signed up."

Speaker B (after pause):
"Nice snorey."
snorey by John Hayter January 25, 2005
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Snorgy snorg tees snorgasm sporgy snorg snorgle snorty smorgy snorky Snorge
The true definition starts with a batch of good ol' smores.After these are done you call up a couple of the hoes and then have a big orgy while eating the smores.Its delicious.
Hey Bob remember when we called Kelly and Jessica up and had that smorgy.That was awesome.
Smorgy by Troy P. August 13, 2006

Snorgtees 

A brand of shirts that is advertised on Urban Dictionary that has some very sexy young girls in their ads.
There's this Snorgtees ad with a very hot woman wearing a shirt saying "Come to the nerd side. We have Pi." and she's pulling her shirt up, showing her pierced navel.
Snorgtees by Marijuana Milo September 10, 2011
A Sports Orgy. Seeing several sports events in a short period of time.
Next weekend, we're having a sporgy. We're going to see the Red Wings, the Wolverines and the Tigers!
sporgy by Smitty3 September 8, 2007
A gigantic snore that sounds like a construction site is right next to you.
Couple:
Husband:How did you sleep honey?
Wife (unhappily):Not well at all, you were snorging all night!
Snorg by tomatoesforcharity December 27, 2011
1. What happens when you're camping and drinking with a couple of your best girlfriends.
That smorgy last night was so hot, you fucked me so hard I needed stitches.
smorgy by Jen Gagnon August 23, 2005