sneak grinding

When you are listening to a song and suddenly a random girl puts her hand over your mouth and rubs her body all over yours.

Taran was at his school dance.
Taran: hey this song is pretty cool.
Alex: I'm sneak grinding you, hard.

Brian was jamming out to Eminem when suddenly!
Brian: hey this song is pretty cool.
Grace: I'm sneak grinding you, hard.

by Hadvar's pimp December 28, 2011

Sneak attach

One letter makes all the difference, for example: sneak attack and sneak attach. Both acts being very surprising to the victim, but only one might end in pregnancy.

Sarah: Jesus Christ it seems John sneak attached me. Whos gonna pay for the abortion?

by Oh No Grillo November 21, 2018

Sneak Feast

When find yourself a nice lady, and get her consent prior to, then wake her up to you eating that pussy like its going out of style.

Bae was sleeping, but it was time for a sneak feast!

by Eastbaysneakfeaster May 26, 2021

Sneak Snaking

Sneak Snaking: action of someone who tries to trick another person out of money or property.

The man at the car dealer was "sneak snaking" around with the contract and the price of the car.

by Jesse Decor April 10, 2021

Sneak in Nebraska

When one is trying to put them selves front and centre by adding themselves to a higher group than they belong to, / Passive-aggressively trying to make oneself look better.

E.g. someone from Nebraska adding Nebraska to a list of the most popular states)

"Ay bro did you see Ned's Jordans."
"Jordans? Those ain't no Jordans they're fake af."
"He really tryna sneak in Nebraska"

by Akitten is my username on most October 30, 2021

Sneak Attack That

To start off as friends, letting that other person know you want to be friends, but your real intention with him/her is to have a relationship/ fling / to hook up

mike - you see that girl over there? Tonya?
todd - yeah man
mike - u know she doesnt want a relantionship right now right?
todd - i know ,but yo man, ima totally sneak attack that
Mike - NICE

by J-Release-O November 15, 2009

sneak simp

Coined by Alinator, a part of the Dark Triad of simping (Desperate Simp, Financial Simp, & Sneak Simp) a sneak simp is the act of simping or being a simp very secretively, especially acting like you are not a simp around your friends & others, then behind their backs you simp hard. This is worse than being a financial simp & an openly desperate simp because it is shady, and extremely untrustworthy. If anyone of your friends find out that you sneak simped, don’t blame them for dropping you, no one likes a shady ass simp ass nigga.

Did you hear that nigga went behind our backs and simped for a bitch while telling us to our faces that he didn’t fw her care about her and he ignored her all the while he was doing all that shit making us believe he was based yeah fuck that nigga can’t trust no sneak simp

by simpannihalator October 7, 2023