Snuffleupagus

The male equivalent of motor-boating. When one puts their head in a man’s crotch, while he is not erect, and wiggles one's mouth around the pack of meat, using tongue when it is seen fit. This should arouse the man and, once arousal occurs, an elephant trumpeting sound must be made to signal triumph.

Dante gave Randal a snuffleupagus last night. You could hear Dante trumpting from across the street.

by Bugga Bear March 3, 2009

snarfle

V. t oconsume Quickly

i snarfled a bag of chips

by exorbio May 3, 2006

Snuffle

An extreme form of snuggling, potentially causing severe injury or death to the recipient.

1. After returning home from work, I found my kitty dead, snuffled to death.

2. I couldn't help it! It was so soft I had to snuffle it! I never knew it would turn out like this!

3. Even though it killed the kitty, it was so worth it.

by S. H. G. March 10, 2009

spaffle

lubing a chick back up by spitting on her pussy

"Damn, this chicks drying up....I'll just fix it with a little spaffle"

by Dippin Dave March 22, 2007

Swaffle

The act of hitting ones face with your half erected/fully erected penis. Should be done with caution because it can result in eye injury and you could lose your eyeballs.

“Wow dude, Ryan totally swaffled Brendon last night”

by Gaypoptartmami February 22, 2019

sniffles

When you cum in a girl's nose.

"I blasted this chick with a bad case of the sniffles over there by the Golden Tee machine."

by h0b0camp July 28, 2008

Sniffles

Used to express desirability of an object. Not quite the shiznit, but better than dope. See also sick, ill.

That new bike is the sniffles!

by CanukJim July 21, 2005