Schoettelkotte

A person who is a phenomenal slut who sucks any guy's penis with no ambitions. A person who also tries to be everything that they are not, especially considering the fact that they give up their body basically making them not a person.

Emily: Hi my name is Emily!
Ron: Hi my name is Ron.
Ron: "What the f---!"
Emily strips clothes off and immediately starts viscously sucking and slurping Ron's majestic steed Cock
Emily: Ayy man, Jamarcus betta not play me like dat nigga
Ron: Damn, your such a fucking Schoettelkotte.

by brittanydavisbumplecart May 30, 2009

Shoe Bar

Gentlemen's club, Strip Joint, a bar where women only wear shoes.

Dude 1: Hey man, i'm sick of drinking in this stupid pub
Dude 2: You're right, let's hit the shoe bar

Dude 1: Damn right. Let's go !

by absolutben80 February 3, 2012

the choo choo shoe

The train in the amazing sequel to charlie the unicorn;charlie the unicorn 2: the banana king

Hop on board the train charlie
it's gonna take us to the banana king
i don't see any train all i see is a giant sneaker
its the choo choo shoe charlie
the choo choo shooooe
hurry charlie its about to leave
chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shoooe shoooe
chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shoooe shoooe
LMAO:p

by assain13317 March 27, 2009

Shoe Scene

An alternative name for having sex, especially when doors are closed and the shoes of the people having intercourse are left outside of their door. Inspired by an episode of Kimi ga Nozomu Eien (anime) where two of the main characters left their shoes outside of their apartment before having sex.

"Dude, their shoes were laying outside of their dorm, so I didn't open the door, even if I had to study with 'em. I'm not gonna walk in on a shoe scene!"

by Double Double-U June 12, 2008

Custom Shoe Size

The insertion of a male's foot into a female's vagina while the girl is extremely trashed, whereas the man will then walk around using the female as a shoe

"Man, these shoes never seem to fit!!! I think I will take Mary's offer of giving her a custom shoe size."

"I had sex with you mom last night!!!"
"Oh yeah?!! well i gave that bitch a custom shoe size!"

by Purple Mist January 6, 2008

Schoenbein

Last name of German origin. It loosely translated means pretty legs.

Christian Friedrich Schönbein - The inventor of the fuel cell, He also discovered gun cotton and ozone. Schoenbein

by Joshua Schoenbein October 29, 2008

Shoebox Memories

A discarded shoebox that houses elements that you associate with memorable events in your life. Like your first movie tickets, your best friends' letters to you, birthday cards, pictures of family... etc.

In a sentence: Anna said, "I've never been to a Michael Buble concert before; these tickets are definitely getting parked in my shoebox memories."

by scribblernibbler January 4, 2011