Brother: Happy Christmas, what have you got in your stocking?
Sister: Thank you, I have got a slender cousin.
Brother: Oh great, you got a toffee finger.
Sister: Thank you, I have got a slender cousin.
Brother: Oh great, you got a toffee finger.
by Big Lash November 26, 2013
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They will be incredibly silent as they watch from the shadows of your hallway and peek through the slit of your barely closed door until you notice them.
They will be incredibly silent as they watch from the shadows of your hallway and peek through the slit of your barely closed door until you notice them.
My niece scares the crap out me when she just stands behind my door and watches me as I'm on the computer. She stands there in the shadows of my dim hallway quiet as fuck and occasionally slowly opens my door, it only makes it worse that my nephew got into that shit too and they basically reenact the fucking shining. I keep telling both of them to stop being a slender baby.
by Forever Incognito September 5, 2015
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by Pepecockjuice January 22, 2021
Get the Slender phobic mug."Slenderman" is a term commonly used by youth to describe Peter Griffin after he went through a chyropractic prosedure which fixed his posture and increased his height considerably.
by cockulus the endless October 20, 2022
Get the Slenderman mug.Slenderman is Paranormal Figure From Something Awful Forums. His story is that he was a business man. A Demon Possessed him and gave him the opportunity to drive people insane and steal children. He is Seen in forests parks and other areas. But mostly in Parks. Slenderman has brothers who kill to. Well, some: His favourite: Offendorman
Worst Fav: Splendorman
Cowardly Fav: Trenderman.
Slendy main victims are children. However
Worst Fav: Splendorman
Cowardly Fav: Trenderman.
Slendy main victims are children. However
by Google Inc. February 4, 2017
Get the The Slenderman mug.The act of two women (FFM) performing a Fellatio as a threesome.
One woman lies between the other woman's legs and rests her weight on the bottom woman's pubic bone, missionary position. The man kneels beside them and slides his penis between their cheeks while they kiss to warm up their lips. Now you have one woman on top of the penis kissing it and licking it sideways while the other is doing the exact same thing but she's underneath working the bottom of the penis. Both women must work together as a team simultaneously to give maximum results. They both begin by kissing the shaft and the balls, slowly sliding their tongues and lips towards the tip of the penis where they both quickly flick the tip with their tongues. One woman takes in the head of the penis while the other takes in his balls and sucks them gently then with slight pressure pop them out. They both keep on sliding their tongues and mouths across the penis in long motions, when they reach the tip they both simultaneously slide their lips without using their tongue overzealously across the head around twenty times then flick the tip using their tongues. If the man is adventurous, both women can suck on an ice block and continue working the penis. One can suck the penis while the other sucks his balls and massages his perineum and the outside of his anus using her manicured fingers. The women continue to slide that boner sideways by sucking, licking, flicking, scoffing, pecking and munching it until he orgasms.
One woman lies between the other woman's legs and rests her weight on the bottom woman's pubic bone, missionary position. The man kneels beside them and slides his penis between their cheeks while they kiss to warm up their lips. Now you have one woman on top of the penis kissing it and licking it sideways while the other is doing the exact same thing but she's underneath working the bottom of the penis. Both women must work together as a team simultaneously to give maximum results. They both begin by kissing the shaft and the balls, slowly sliding their tongues and lips towards the tip of the penis where they both quickly flick the tip with their tongues. One woman takes in the head of the penis while the other takes in his balls and sucks them gently then with slight pressure pop them out. They both keep on sliding their tongues and mouths across the penis in long motions, when they reach the tip they both simultaneously slide their lips without using their tongue overzealously across the head around twenty times then flick the tip using their tongues. If the man is adventurous, both women can suck on an ice block and continue working the penis. One can suck the penis while the other sucks his balls and massages his perineum and the outside of his anus using her manicured fingers. The women continue to slide that boner sideways by sucking, licking, flicking, scoffing, pecking and munching it until he orgasms.
Sean: "I had the best bone slider ever last night"
Tom:"Your so lucky!"
Sean: "I sure am, we had a threesome. Those girls blew me away."
Tom:"Your so lucky!"
Sean: "I sure am, we had a threesome. Those girls blew me away."
by Peeweecock October 10, 2017
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by Futt Bucker May 13, 2020
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