sleeve

arm covered in tattoos (look at tommy lee)

"i heard jon got some ink"
"yea he's got a full sleeve now"

by emohammers December 10, 2003

wizards sleeve

A baggy fanny (may have an echo). usually showing signs of age and wear,in to which your wand fits, easily, but is far from a magical experience.
# is akin to throwing a sausage down the Channel tunnel
# See bucket fanny

why that slag of mine has such a large wizards sleeve she cant fit the sagging mess of a minge skin and piss flap in her pants so it hangs and whistles when she walks, leaving a smell of decomposing fish downwind

by chap your lady October 25, 2003

Sleepy Susan

A lady falls asleep/passes out in a man's general vicinity. He proceeds to manipulate and use her hand to manually stimulate and bring himself to fruition with her hand.

A female passenger passed out in the back seat of a cab the other night, right before she Sleepy Susaned me. She awoke, none the wiser, with sticky fingers.

by Lazy Larry. August 8, 2010

Sleepy Joe

"HE'S A PEDANTIC, PONTIFICATING, PRETENTIOUS BASTARD, A BELLIGERENT OLD FART, A WORTHLESS STEAMING PILE OF COW DUNG!"

...

"(Figuratively speaking)"

Joe Biden is the-COUGHCOUGH-46th President of the United States of America. He has done many, many things in his term, and some examples include:

-Oldest United States President
-Special Magic Trick, can fall UP the stairs
-Any many, many other things, surely...

Yes, totally not a guy who has destroyed our economy, opened the southern border to illegal and dangerous drug cartels, is letting crime surge in blue cities and California, and absolutely did NOT steal the 2020 election, totally not... that last-minute win was totally legit and was fair and square... now quit asking questions you racist, sexist, transphobic southern old white men!!!

The nickname, "Sleepy Joe" is just an A G I S T insult against our President coming from far-righters, and doesn't mean anything important or factual. Trust the Liberals, they'd NEVER lie to us, oh no, definitely not...

FAMOUS QUOTES FROM AND ABOUT JOE BIDEN:

"We choose TRUTH over FACTS!" -Joe Biden

"If you can't decide if you're for me or Trump, then you ain't Black!" -Joe Biden

"Cornpop!" -Joe Biden

"Never underestimate Joe's ability to screw things up" -Barack Obama

"Sleepy Joe is destroying our country!" -Some racist old white man

by The Winchester. December 11, 2022

Schlong-Sleeve

Condom usually magnum used to fit a larger penis. Can also be called a schlong-sleeve shirt.

Greg put on his schlong-sleeve so he could take care of Rebecca.

by Charlie T. May 18, 2010

sleeve monster

The monster who comes into your room at night and cuts the sleeves off of your t shirts to feed on. He usually only strikes those who who have biceps they often show off, are obsessed with themselves, sweat through the armpits excessively, or dont like sleeves. The sleeve monster is a very elusive, seemingly non-existent creature who wants nothing but to eat your sleeves.

-Dude, why do you always cut the sleeves off of your t shirts? You look dumb

-Sleeve monster man, he comes by like once a week lately

-......wtf

by gwainhead October 2, 2009

skeevy

A word used to describe things or people that are generally gross. Appropriate when talking about things that are unclassy, greasy, unsanitary, and overall undesirable and nasty.

Greasy people are skeevy.
Gross things skeeve you out.

by wordsmaster November 3, 2012