Skyrim

The reason you think it’s okay to go to bed at 3 am with work or school the next day, and why you haven’t left your room for a month.

Person 1: I’m going to go play Skyrim

Person 2: Oh, it was nice knowing you
Person 1: *dies from old age playing Skyrim*

by AxolAtlas November 18, 2021

skyrim

When your parter stands on something so their ass is face level with you and you give them a rimjob.

“The ol lady and I are gonna play some Skyrim”
“You have a PlayStation?”
“No she’s going to stand on the coffee table and I’m gonna eat her ass”

by DurtyDurn September 11, 2021

Skyrim

A piss game that only gay 9 year olds play and every kid who plays it is a transgender and jacks off to anime

Hey want to play the piss game skyrim

by skyrim is bad September 29, 2021

Skyrim

A game made by Bethesda that is more addictive than most drugs.

Joshua: Have you seen Ian lately?
Bruce: Ever since he picked up Skyrim I haven't seen him

by Playing Skyrim RN October 15, 2021

Skyrim

n) The 5th installment of the Elder scrolls series

v) Using pure persistence and videogame exploitation to climb almost vertical surfaces like a mountain goat

Bro1: Dude you can't just Skyrim your way to the 5th floor of this hotel

Bro2: Hol up g I'm over encumbered lemme eat 54 wheels of cheese and drink 28 alto wine

by TrashyOne January 2, 2022

Skyrim

When you eat someone’s ass while on the plane

I was skyrimming this girl on my way to Jamaica

by Hippieflippie88 March 15, 2022

Skyrim Style

Is when you get involved into a 3 way with the dragon born and one of his big dick dragons

Breanna likes Skyrim Style.

by anonymous February 6, 2022