Mud skeeter

Another word for mud cricket. See definition

Best if used with a country accent

Damn mud skeeter was hanging off the side of his truck.

by Cherpollake June 25, 2017

dirty skeeter

When your partner rubs their nose into your juicy fart while giving you a nut hummer from the rear while you yell SKEET SKEET!. (Aka-The skidder)

I rode my ol ladies face while getting a dirty skeeter last night

by Komplykatedluvah August 8, 2023

skeeter meat

A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

Carpet Skeeters

The carpet burns you get on your knees from doing it doggy style

What happened to your knees??

Got attacked by Carpet Skeeters

by EchoBSN August 16, 2017

skeeter bopping

Skeeter boppers are natural born 'doing the most' trophy winners. They go hard in the yard in everybody's yard.

Lil Jizzy was skeeter bopping through Walmart today. You should have seen Lil Jizzy go

by MD7177 December 8, 2022

Skeeter boot

A skinny blunt

Girl you rolled a skeeter boot

by skeeter boot definer December 7, 2018

Skeeter eater

A slutty individual who consumes profuse amounts of semen...

Man, did you meet that chick at the party the other night? She went home with the whole crew, turned out to be a skeeter eater!

by Davidnumber7 September 25, 2023