Somberfuck

A jealous-like person who is severely butthurt, offended at things that they can't achieve e.g they can't beatbox properly, they can't become the world's #1 Porn Star, they can't master this or become that, pretty self explanatory. The worst part of a Somberfuck is that they post on social media butthurt statements and shit. They are like butthurt people but even worse.

Somberfuck: "OMFG, I Didn't make it into FaZe, Fucking Temperrr whyyyy he didn't recruit me!" "Like, seriously guys!"

Random Dude: Chill out, somberfuck.

by Kozza February 19, 2015

simmerous

An emotion that you can't explain or describe at the time. - halie pokladnik

Im feeling simmerous

by an emotion August 12, 2015

Simmerate

To soak in a marinade while staying just below the boiling point when being heated.

The directions said to let the chili simmerate for 20-30 minutes.

by Jazz16 June 15, 2016

Siberian mudslide

A Siberian mudslide can be performed via multiple sexual positions and among both heterosexual and homosexual partners, however doggystyle is the preferable position for maximum value. It is also recommended that you ingest a large helping of horse laxatives approximately 30-40 minutes before sex. After ejaculating onto your partner's back (preferably as high as possible without entering the neck area), quickly point your anus onto the semen that you've just laid and defecate as much as possible before your partner moves. Your partner will quickly realize what is transpiring, causing him or her to quickly jump up, thus causing the whitish-brown semen feces explosion to slide down his or her back, thus resembling an icy mudslide in Siberia.

Mike 1: Yo you'll never guess what I did to my wife last night!

Mike 2: Dude what???

Mike 1: I took 30 grams of pure bear laxatives, came on her back and gave her a good old Siberian mudslide.

Mike 2: Dude no way, let me get some of those laxatives and I'll try it tonight!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 10, 2017

siberian house party

When you hand a dozen or so emo kids in your basement; no older than ten.

Wow that was the best Siberian house party I've hosted!

by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017

simmerly

A name of a girl who is smart. She is the "mom" of the friend group (if you're going on a trip she's the one that makes everyone sandwiches and cuts off the crust) . A "Goody-two-shoes" if you will. If she were a spice she'd be vanilla. If you could describe one object that would represent her personality, it would be a soggy newspaper. She is very extra.

Friend: "Why did you pack so many snacks?"
Simmerly: "I just didn't want anyone to get

hungry on our trip!"
Friend: "Trip? We are just going 30 minutes out of town! You're such a Simmerly!"

by HamburgerMary June 1, 2017

Siberian squeeze

When you insert your balls inside a women vagina and she squeezes the flaps in order to stop the blood flow in your balls making them fall off.

Thanks to the Siberian squeeze, I now have no balls!

by dnjfndsf October 16, 2017