Lawrence Sheriff School

Supposedly the best school in the country, but mildly homosexual:
1)A boys school, so lots of fallace obsession (crudely drawn fallace litters the walls)
2)Being with one with a feminine gender orientation is considered positively homosexual
3)Sport is not used for recreation, but is instead used as a spectator sport for bathroom fondlings

Guy 1: What school do you go to?
Guy 2: Lawrence Sheriff School
Guy 1: Oh, so you litter the walls with crudely drawn fallace, don't go out with girls and enjoy sport time fondling?

by ImnotgayIpromiseIhavearealbf January 20, 2013

Saucy Sheriff

When engaged in sexual intercourse with a partner, when one is about to climax they yell “in the sheriff in this town!” And proceeds to deliver 6 final thrust in quick succession leading to ejaculation/climax.

When she asked who was the in charge while having sex, I performed the Saucy Sheriff

by TheSaucySheriffOfficial April 22, 2023

shiffa

she is fuckin weird and like she alght she can get annoying but like u get use to it and like if she don’t like u then fuck the fuck off ;)

random bitch: hi

shiffa: who tf r u

by gdkndikaj March 4, 2019

sheriff's badge

When a woman puts a man in spread-eagled (five-point) suspension bondage and titty-fucks him.

Brendon wasn't really into that girl, but then she gave him a sheriff's badge, and he fell in love!

by Allmeasshole February 22, 2009

scriffy

The opposite of spiffy.

Aw, crap, I'm not feeling too spiffy today. What a scriffy day.

by PeachyKeen June 25, 2003

shiffing

An illegal act in which a person sniffs their poop in order to develop their immunity at an alarming rate.

Derives from the words, shit sniffing.

That person was shiffing in the bathroom the other day.

by shiffmeister July 9, 2011

sheriffed

Shit-faced, incredibly drunk, intoxicated beyond belief, or having consumed one too many alcoholic beverages.

Last night, Jerry pre-partied with some Popov Vodka, and then went out and had 12 cups of Natty and a few shots of shitty rum. When he came back, he was sherriffed.

by Coffee February 26, 2005