shmugging

The act of mugging a shepherd in order to steal their smock

I went shmugging the other day and grabbed me this nice smock off some dozy shepherd

by Dr Handbrake January 29, 2021

Shmigging

Shmigging means: messing with someone. "I'm just shmigging you" aka "I'm just messing with you"

"I'm just shmigging you"

by STRAWBERRYGOOGURT September 12, 2021

Shagging

The process of sexual intercourse following courtship. Originates from the Swiss valley of Lötschental where bachelors known as Tschäggättä are said to have roamed the valley looking for single women to court.

Tschäggättä find die Madli dies abig or in English 'the bachelors are shagging the girls tonight'

by International_biscuit September 17, 2023

shagging yourself silly

Another way of saying "pissing on your own chips", "making things harder for yourself", or "shooting yourself in the foot". If you've shagged yourself silly, you've really messed things up for yourself and created a total disaster which could have been avoided had you stopped to think. This phrase takes a nod to the act of inbreeding.

Dear Tory Twat, you're absolutely shagging yourself silly by planning to build over 7000 houses on a floodplain.

by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025

Cyber-shagging

2 people who desperately want sex, but haven't got enough courage to admit it, so do it over facebook

Jules and Phil are cyber-shagging when all they really want to do is go and make sweet sweet love.

by Little Scamp May 17, 2010

Crystal shagging

Crystal shagger : the act of placing a crystal in your moist Female lady bits and ejecting it out for pleasure

My friend mum is a “ Crystal shagging” she’s likes to pop crystals out of her cunt

Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality

by Fussy Dino arms August 18, 2019

april panic shagging

Feeling or better yet busting a nut on girlfriend or family

How did you spend your holiday John
A bit of April panic shagging to my mom

by Midgeplayes October 1, 2018