Shitlocks

The dreaded ass hairs after taking a wicked shit.

My shit came out so hard and dry it gave my asshair shitlocks.

by snife83 October 19, 2015

shipdick

A person who owns a boat (larger that 35 feet in length) and is a complete asshole about it.

"My 46 foot vessel is unlike any other. My shit dont stink and I live the yatch life faggot. If you dont own a boat thats at least 35 feet, then you my sir are a piece of arrant feces"
"You, my sir, are a shipdick"

by McCueball April 22, 2016

Shitkickers

Shitkickers are what half of the population of guys in miffco wear in a daily basis with their black and red flannel and the baseball cap on and a fish hood on the bills

#ranger rick with his shitkickers on

by Awesome dancer May 21, 2018

Shitkicker

A U-Turn

Bill - we missed our turn we gotta take a shitkicker
Joe - you damn right we do

by DaDaggerMans July 6, 2018

shitlick

A type of exercise. In the instance where one person is ordered to do 30 'shitlicks', he must then drop on his/her back and crunch into his/her abdominal region as if performing self-fellatio on their 'asshole'. The unwavering rule of the shitlick is not take any regular breaths and presumably take on no tangible form.

The idea came from Nova Scotia in the late 1800's when New Zealanders took to the seas and had to thwart off the the local fisherman to monopolize the agricultural industry, thus winning the Cold War.

me: yo
friend: i just got done working out lol
me: OH WOW
you work out or something
lets go idiot
right now
give me 30
shitlicks

by Lussypips July 17, 2018

Shitlocks

Poorly braided dreadlocks that look awful.

Man, did you see his dreadlocks? Moar liek shitlocks, amirite?

by RoundenBrown October 18, 2018

Shitlicker

A person who has a shit taste in multiple subjects and doesnt know what's good

Person- Dude minecraft is getting this kick ass upda...

The shitlicker- Idgaf about minecraft fortnite is way better

Person- Stfu shitlicker your opinions dont matter

by Straight facts46290 February 14, 2020