Freshman Seventy

The 70 people you add on Facebook before you start college who you've never met but you're friends with just because you'll be graduating at the same time.

John: Hey! You're friends with Suzie Q. too?
Jim: Who? Oh, I just added her when I started Facebook, I don't know her.
John: Oh, the freshman seventy strikes again.

by ringring November 4, 2008

Seventeen

Seventeen Is A Crew From A Small Town And They Are Trying To Spread The Word Like An STD.

Guy 1: Seventeen! You Won't!!

Guy 2: Huh??

Guy 1: Seventeen All Day Son!!

Guy 2: Ohh Okay... Seventeen!! I Will!

by SeventeenWIBCJS April 29, 2011

Seventy

When a father and son duo blow each other in the 69 position. 69 + an extra dick = 70.

I walked in on Mr. Johannson and his son doing the seventy. Damn, that's one happy family!

by Jonathan Pompadour January 22, 2008

seventy percenter

one who consistently fails to achive one hundred percent of any task

A seventy percenter never completes one hundred percent of anything.

by Michael Nilsson November 27, 2006

Seventy Seven

Same as 69, only she gets 8 more.

I only do seventy seven when she pays me more money.

by Booji June 11, 2006

Seventeen year old man

A seventeen year old male human. A term that sexually enlightened people use and it is the right term according to the teen liberation movement.

John is a seventeen year old man.

by Deep blue 2012 August 19, 2010

Sevenhead

When one is almost bald but still has hair on the sides and back of his head, he is said to have a sevenhead.

My grandpa is so old, he has a sevenhead!

by Open_Breifcase February 21, 2009