Refers to a insanely-demented "wild-overreaction" exercise by government/police officials who crazily stampede though a certain area and wrongfully/needlessly confiscate items from the general public.
Ever since the IRS was founded "way back when", U.S. citizens have felt like Uncle Sam launches an epileptic seizure each April.
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Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.
Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.
A pending case before the United States Supreme Court will determine whether Costco's Burch and seizure practice is unconstitutional.
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an occurance that occurs when ashy reads JESAUS and somersaults off their chair and dies.
an occurance that occurs when ashy reads JESAUS and somersaults off their chair and dies.
harper: *types jesaus*
ash: *has ashyleptic seizure*
later, at the funeral:
ria: "wtf happened?"
harper, in tears of laughter: "they had an ashyleptic seizure"
ash: *has ashyleptic seizure*
later, at the funeral:
ria: "wtf happened?"
harper, in tears of laughter: "they had an ashyleptic seizure"
by trashy._ash December 15, 2020
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