Scurvy sea dog c**t

An insult to a person that hasn’t received any fingerbangs but might send bikini pics to your ex

“You’re a liar! And YOU are a scurvy c**t! Off you go together you scurvy sea dog c**t!“

by swiftyc April 12, 2026

Scurvy sea dog cunt

Someone who dumps you and then starts texting your friend

Fuck you, you scurvy sea dog cunt

by queenslander_ April 12, 2026

Internet scurvy

1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.

2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down

"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"

by Captain Book January 23, 2013

Squacking scurry

When a male and female are shagging on the beach then the male puts his penis in the sand and then re-enters it into the vagina making the women scream like a scurry

Do u want to do squacking scurry?

by TheSpunkyDunc April 25, 2017

furry scurry

When two furries have any kind have a sexual interaction, it is referred to as a furry scurry.

Example

Guy one: did you see those furries in the park yesterday
Guy two: yeah, that furry scurry was gross to watch
Guy three: good thing the police showed up

by Yeedtdhs.peat November 8, 2019

Dick Scurvy

When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.

Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!

by The Gluten-Dairy Free December 22, 2023

cal scruby

Cal (Calvin) Scruby is pronounced Cal Screw-Bee often incorrectly confused for "Cal Scrub-Bee"

A successful independent rapper out of Cincinnati started early '10s. Released his 1st studio album, "House in the Hills" in 2015 and his 5th and most recent studio album "Casino" in 2022.

Collab'd with artists like "Redman", "Chris Brown", "Easy Mac", and many others.

Top 5 singles according to YT Music as of April 2024 are:

1. Money Buy Drugs (interlude)

2. Donnie Darko
3. Captain America
4. Jackin'
5. My Phone Died

Can't wait for the next Cal Scruby tour! Last time I saw him in Milwaukee in 2023 was lit AF bro.

by YouAintThatTall May 6, 2024